Today we feature something completely new for Ferrebeekeeper–a contest! This challenge will test your acumen, breadth of knowledge, and grasp of cultural and biological material. And this is not just for bragging rights (although those are certainly to be had); there is an actual prize–a good one. Hopefully this contest will also simulate the joys of travel and the delight of discovery in this sad & locked-down era.
Here are the rules: below are 13 images of things and 13 images of places. Whoever is first to identify these images most correctly will win the prize–an original, unopened mint-condition box of “Safarimorphs” mix-and-match animal toys which I made when I was a foolish young person who believed that success could be had in America without selling out to a huge monopolistic corporation an entrepreneur. Zoomorphs the company died a hideous death…but not because the toys lacked quality. Even to this day, strangers still hunt me down on the internet trying to find if there are any toys left. [Sean Connery voice] This is one of the very last boxes in existence so think carefully about your answers!
Unfortunately there are some problems with web contests, like Google’s search-by-means-of-image feature (which is for losers, but will probably work). Worst of all, I can’t imagine where to put the answers (my email sometimes plays havoc with unknown incoming messages) so we are going to have to put them in the comments below. If you don’t see your answers at first, don’t worry, I will approve them in the order they come in (assuming you don’t cuss TOO much), but it does mean that other contestants can see your answers too, so consider carefully before posting! Also, there could be multiple right answers–a featureless arid plain could be “The silk road”, or “Kazakhstan” or “a desert” or “The Northern Hemisphere” all of which are right, but some of which are more right. Our highly qualified and morally unimpeachable judges will determine the MOST right answers by means of secret deliberation to which there is no appeal.
The contest ends next Tuesday when I will announce the winner and give my own answers. The number refers to the image immediately below it. Good luck and thank you for playing (and thank you even more for reading). Speaking of reading, there are some hints for a lot of these in Ferrebeekeeper…somewhere in those 2000 posts before last week, so maybe you should browse the archives. OK! Here are the images:
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You probably know them all already…but at least the images look quite strange and impressive with this white box gallery format. Post you answers below and good luck! Let me know if you have questions and thank you so much for everything.
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July 1, 2020 at 8:29 AM
hooftales
Things
1. A Chinese tea pot
2. A tiny wasp
3. A model of the planet Mercury
4. Byzantine earring
5. trilobite
6. A school of tiny translucent fishies
7. early 19th century still life
8. Beanie for a priest of the Russian Orthodox Church
9. Ventral surface of a Mike’s brain, showing olfactory and optic nerves
10. Chick with hydrocephalus
11. hinge from iron age door, maybe Norse or Celtic
12. Pre Columbian jaguar head
13. Roman funerary urn
Places
1. Greenland
2. Etosha, kilamonjaro in the background
3. Poodles working a cover inn northern Germany
4. Somewhere Slavic… Budapest
5. Australia
6. India
7. Scythia in a painting by Delacoix
8. Indonesia
9.Arizona
10. ganymede
11. Faroe islands
12. Indian ocean
13. Gobi dessert
July 2, 2020 at 10:09 PM
hooftales
That’s meant to be “a MOLE’S brain”, not “Mike’s brain”! Apologies to Mike.
July 3, 2020 at 4:47 PM
Wayne
Well we don’t know the mole’s name…maybe it was “Mike” (not that it’s necessarily a mole). That’s a stupendously good answer though. Are you a vertebrate zoologist or a neurologist?
July 7, 2020 at 10:43 PM
hooftales
i’m a retired veterinary pathologist
July 1, 2020 at 8:56 AM
eekee
I can only guess at any of these.
Things
1 Ancient (or medieval) Chinese teapot
4 Chandelier
10 silkie chicken chicks
Places #10 looks like a radar mapping of Venus I saw years ago. It also could be Io, but I think it’s Venus.
Places #3 looks like a field up the back of my old hometown on the South Downs, England. It also looks like a field up the back of Creswell Crags (linked), an ice age site in the Midlands, but that one had less dogs when I saw it. Hooftales comment of “poodles working a cover” makes sense. I don’t think it’s applicable to the fields I’m thinking of; one is too popular for game to find shelter and I don’t remember the other having cover.
July 2, 2020 at 11:05 AM
Wayne
Whoah! These are good answers. Hooftales jumps out to an early lead, but if he thinks those poodles are properly trained to hunt (or manage an inn), he has another thing coming. eekee, your guesses are good. Guess some more!
July 6, 2020 at 7:52 PM
Vicki
Hmmm.. what a great idea! I don’t have all the answers but sure am intrigued to know… here’s some random guesses…
1) Mongolian crockery
2) wasp of sorts
3) Mercury
4) orthodox Virgil lamp
5) underwater woodlouse?
6) transparent fish
7)?
8)Coptic wedding crown
9) ?
10) very sad chick
11) Viking home decor
12) Mayan home decor
13) Greek vase
1) Norway
2) Lake Victoria
3) The chilterns
4) Prague somewhere
5) Western Australia
6) Tibet
7) Turkey
8)Croatia
9) ?
10) Venus
11) Iceland
12) Pacific
13) Nevada
July 7, 2020 at 9:34 AM
Wayne
These are great answers so far! Anybody else? We will end the contest and announce a winner at 8:00 PM EST today.