This is the year of the monkey! Way back during the Chinese New Year, I promised to celebrate the primates—that intelligent and nimble (and malicious) order of mammals. Since then, primates have made the news (literally, since it is our invention), but where have the posts been?
(the malefactor crouched on an electric thingy)
Well yesterday, June 7th 2016, a vervet monkey (Chlorocebus pygerythrus) fell onto a power transformer at the Gitaru hydroelectric power station in Kenya. The transformer tripped off, which led to a cascading sequence of generators shutting down–which, by some dark magic of electric grids, caused a nation-wide blackout. Kenya, a nation of 44 million souls was without electricity for fifteen minutes (and the juice was out much longer near the epicenter of the problem). A monkey turned off the world’s 31st most populous nation for a quarter of an hour! The malefactor survived this mayhem and has been taken into custody by Kenya wildlife services—no news on what sort of community service they have planned for the mischievous creature.\
The vervet monkey is a generalist vegetarian which eats fruit, berries, grains, flowers, seeds, and vegetables (in addition to eggs and small animals when they are available). Adult vervets weigh between 3.5 and 8 kilograms (7.7 and 17.7 pounds). They have a long tail which is not prehensile and grizzled dun and gray coats which fade to white collars around their black faces. That description makes them sound somewhat monochromatic, however they are among the most brilliantly colored primates…in certain respects: adult males have magnificent turquoise scrotums and vivid incarnadine genitalia. Speaking of procreation, vervet monkeys give birth to a single infant which can live up to 24 years (in captivity).
Vervet monkeys are trapped as pets, poisoned as pests, and hunted for meat by humans, even though primatologists (and anthropologists) have noted profound social similarities between our species. Vervet monkeys are capable of complex communication (including self-serving lies) and they build complicated webs of alliances and enmities. The Wikipedia page says they are also one of the few animals capable of spite (which suggests that Wikipedia has limited experience of living creatures), however it would go a long way towards explaining yesterday’s events in Kenya.
Masters of Purest Spite?