King Cobra (Ophiophagus hannah)
Back in the beginning of September I put up a short entry about a pet king cobra which escaped a terrarium in central Florida. The post was meant to satirize our sad national obsession with celebrities and compare the fatuous cult of celebrity with our fascination with poisonous snakes. Unfortunately the satire did not quite work since poisonous snakes really are fascinating (and since a #*&*ing king cobra actually did get loose from a lunatic’s house in Florida).
I really don’t like celebrity. It is a serious problem which humankind has and it makes us do all manner of deeply stupid things (although I am willing to change my stance…if I get really famous).
Sigh…
Anyway, savvy readers were left asking, hey, is there still a king cobra on the loose? Whatever happened to the poor snake? Answers were not forthcoming until yesterday, when a woman who lives in a house near the cobra’s owners was putting laundry in her clothes dryer. She heard a sad hissing from under the machine and decided to call animal control. Soon the renegade snake was back in captivity (in the nick of time too, since a tropical king cobra would be unlikely to survive winter in central Florida.
Artist’s representation of Florida suffering from severe snakebite
A CNN article about the snake’s recapture contains this incoherent but strangely plaintive paragraph
Valerie Kennedy, the wife of “Airplane Repo” star Mike Kennedy, told FOX411 the snake “was found last night at 11p.m. The poor thing was in pretty bad shape. His eyes are fogged over. He hasn’t eaten a thing since he was captured.”
Now children at the local school will be allowed back outside for recess and “Airplane Repo” star Mike Kennedy (the snakes owner, I guess?) will be able to hang out with his immensely toxic pet (who sounds like he needs to scarf down some rats). It’s a happy ending for everyone…although I am leaving my clothes in the dryer for now.
Drawing by John Erickson
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October 9, 2015 at 10:34 AM
quinn
Glad to hear this snake was recaptured instead of killed, but this whole story is a head-shaker for me. Why would anyone want to…oh, never mind.
By the way, I associate “fogged over” snake eyes with the process of skin-shedding, and if shedding, a snake will be ready for a meal *after* removing it’s old skin. So maybe this snake is perfectly fine. But what do I know? I’d never (deliberately) keep a King Cobra in my home. Just not cool enough, I guess.
Now, back to work on my screenplay. Even though I *really* want to direct.
October 11, 2015 at 12:58 PM
Wayne
Seriously…a king cobra is a funny pet. But if this guy is a reality TV star it is clear he does not live in reality.