Things have been a pretty grim here at Ferrebeekeeper lately, what with the inexorable takeover of the labor market by machines, the child-killing Christmas demon Krampus, and the death of the universe. To cheer things up as we go into the weekend, here is a post about baby cheetahs. Some people may claim this topic is a cynical attempt to exploit the endearing cubs and drive up ratings. To those naysayers I respond “baby cheetahs!”

Cheetah Cubs must survive by hiding (image from http://cutearoo.com)
Cheetahs (Acinonyx jubatus)are well known as the fastest land animal–capable of running at blazing speeds of up to 120 km/h (75 mph). To run at such a velocity the cheetah was forced to forgo some offensive advantages possessed by other comparably-sized cats. Cheetahs’ jaws are smaller and their claws are permanently fixed in place–which makes their slashing implements shorter and duller than the razor sharp claws of other hunting cats. Because they concentrate on running prowess to hunt they can never risk a sports injury from fighting. These adaptations make it difficult for mother cheetahs to defend their cubs from predators. Naturally the tiny cubs can not rely on the mother cheetah’s best defense—her legendary speed.
Female cheetahs gestate for ninety to ninety-eight days and give birth to a litter of 3 to 9 cubs which each weigh 150 to 300 g (5.3 to 11 oz.) at birth. Since they are so small and slow, (and since they impede their mother’s hunting) cubs suffer from high mortality. Evolution however has utilized certain tricks to minimize the danger they face. Unlike many feline cubs, cheetahs are born already covered with spots. They are adept from a young age at hiding within thorny scrub. Additionally the cubs have a remarkable adaptation to aid their defense. Until they are near maturity, they possess long punk-rock mantle of downy hair along their neck. These wild manes act like ghillie suits—breaking up the cubs’ outlines when they are hidden in dense scrub. The mantles also mimic the Don King style hair of the honey badger (well-known as one of the craziest, bravest, angriest small animals of the savannah). No animals want to mess with honey badgers since the angry badgers despise their own lives only slightly less than those of other living things and are thus extremely unpredictable.
When cheetahs reach adolescence they lose their mantles and acquire their extraordinary speed, but they still have a certain kittenish playfulness. I was once in the Washington DC zoo on Sunday morning (when the cheetahs are each given a frozen rabbit as a treat). The cheetah run in the National Zoo is long and narrow giving the animals space to build up full speed. The male adolescent cheetahs were excited for their rabbits. They were crouching and slinking back and forth faster than most people could run. One of the adolescent cheetahs got too close to the powerful electric fence surrounding the enclosure and there was a sizzling “pop” as he accidentally touched his delicate nose to the wire. The young male ran off and, because cheetahs are bred to the bone for the chase, his brother ran after him. They ran faster and faster, becoming an exquisite blur. The elegant forms left footprints of fire behind them until the first cheetah slid to a (10 meter) sliding stop and emitted an otherworldly angry chirp-yowl. The spectacle only lasted a moment, but compared to those cheetahs, all other runners I have seen–athletes, racehorses, greyhounds, rabbits–all seemed slow and awkward.
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December 19, 2011 at 11:13 AM
Nick
Wow, no comments about Cheetahs? To those cynical bastards, I say: ah, they are cute….
Okay, I will try to be more controversial.
You celebrate the superb characteristics of the Cheetah. So impressive. But, I think you would agree that nature is not kind with its survival-of-the-fittest design. To the victor, and all that…
I found your Machines and OWS article more community-oriented in nature. The middle class is being threatened by robots, the bankers are poisoning our society and its ability to innovate.
Capitalism is a very tough, cruel system, somewhat like nature. Yes, bankers got carried away and pulled too many strings to protect their bonuses. They really cannot be defended. But, now bank stocks are plunging, bonuses are getting slashed, and layoffs are happening quickly. The system is showing they are not strong, and at some level, the big banks will need to adapt in order to survive. Unfortunately, our economy needs healthy banks to prosper, so we will all slog through, but that is another topic.
My question to you is: as an entrepreneur, do you see any contradiction between the Cheetahs you celebrate and your other comments about the ills in society? Is society really in trouble, or are we in some sort of creative destruction mode that will lead to a stronger society? I assume you want Zoomorphs to triumph over the competion. That will lead to taking marketshare from anther toymaker, as the number of kids in this country is not increasing.
(FYI, we are helping us much as we can, as we stockpile them in the house now for gifts. )
December 20, 2011 at 2:12 PM
Hieronymo
Hi Nick, thanks for the comment. I hope you will kindly forgive the slow response.
Nature has feedback loops which correct imbalances—often in horrifying ways. Predators which are too efficient eat up all of their prey and then starve off in dramatic flare-outs. The powerful investment banks seem to have done something similar. Like Smilodons (saber-tooth lions), the banks were too fierce and hungry for their own good. They destroyed all of the big prey and are now starving thanks to their rapacity (and because resources are now flowing to smaller nimbler competitors).
Unfortunately in this analogy, my company is most likely something like a potoroo—an animal with some great strengths, which could really proliferate in the right circumstance. Alas, the potoroo is probably too inflexible and dim-witted to survive the influx of invasive predators (although it isn’t dead quite yet and some strange quirk of the climate or ecosystem could restore it to glory).
Does that strained metaphor mean that I am anti-capitalist? No—but I worry about a system capable of compounding humankind’s self-destructive appetite. Our enterprises have a way of quickly destroying every dodo or triple-canopied rainforest without yielding anything in return. I hope the great recession will act like the panic of 1837 by cleaning up some deadwood and yielding some breakthroughs. I worry though that instead we are all acting like the smilodons or Goldman Sachs.
December 20, 2011 at 4:32 PM
Nick
Well, product-wise, we have yet to find to something close to your toy. Marketing is a tricky thing, as you know. One of the greatest concepts from some biology class I took in school is the idea that every creature has a niche in the environment, which from what I remember, is defined when temperature, time of day, time of the year, all line up, and that essentially is his or her time to shine. I know Zoomorphs will find that niche.
I think your 1837 description is apt. I am clearly in that camp. The govt. is actually doing a fair job defanging the banks and turning them into utilities.
July 25, 2012 at 6:02 PM
Calogero
Nice photos of cheetahs @ the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington!
August 16, 2012 at 5:59 AM
Aamir Raza
I got one of these as my wallpaper on my phone 😀
July 6, 2013 at 4:51 AM
Vanessa
Hi,
I would like to contact you directly with regards to permission to re-use the image of the cheetah cub for educational purposes in a video. Could you please email me so that I can share the details with you directly.
Thank you!
October 8, 2013 at 11:36 PM
ScorpionGlow
Awesome cheetah photos.
October 17, 2013 at 12:15 PM
Wayne
The cheetah in the bucket is the saddest cutest thing ever.
October 17, 2013 at 3:01 PM
ScorpionGlow
They’re my favorite of all the big cats. I go crazy whenever they’re on TV or someone has photos of them. I just adore something about their natures.
February 13, 2014 at 8:09 AM
haldorai gillan
beautiful&beastly
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